Sometimes there are no words
the other day I was in PE and we had to do a LOT of running and I’m moderately athletic, I don’t really mind running usually but I was in a terrible mood and I was on my period so about halfway through I started walking and my gym teacher asked me in a ridiculously condescending tone why I was walking and I looked him dead in the eyes and said “probably because I’m bleeding from my uterus” and he did not say another word to me for the rest of the class.
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair
‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar
“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus
i don’t want to sound judgmental to anyone with a daddy kink, but really just can’t understand how the idea of fucking your dad can be a turn on?
How do Time Lords even get married or deal with marital problems like
"It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore! You… You’ve changed, Harold"
"WELL NO BLODDY FUCKING SHIT I GOT HIT BY A BUS SHARON!"
And what if you and your spouse both regenerated while you weren’t around each other?
"Who the fuck are you? This isn’t your house?"
"I fucking live here."
Also I love how sharon and harold are just obviosuly gallifreyan names.
Fan fiction with fluff: Read in the corner of your bed with all the lights off at midnight while you giggle and blush
Fan fiction with smut: Read in very public places or with family with a perfectly straight face